Syntaxman: Please save ESPN's Jeff Brantley

In the spirit of the "Superman: The Movie I Probably Won't See," I offer a plea to Jor-L to birth a Syntaxman to save Baseball Tonight's Jeff Brantley, who emphatically remarked this evening with regard to the woes of the middle relief corps of the Cincinnati Reds:

"doesn't matter how well you starter does or how many runs you score, if you can't keep a team like Kansas City who can't score at all from scoring, in the middle of the ballgame, you got a problem."

Thanks Jeff... would have never guessed.